[[Snapchattin’ the bae]]




As someone who basically only talks to/hangs out with guys on a normal basis and apparently isn’t creative enough to come up with nameless faces during dreams…….. I gotta say, sex dreams make me feel really awkward.


it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life


People from my past who are looking terrible lately give me life


My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow


Im gonna defend my OTP with my life

me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character